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		<title>Packard Bell Looks to Reposition Self as &#8216;Trendy&#8217; Lifestyle Brand&#8230;&#160;LOL!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read this post and it just made me chuckle to myself&#8230; Packard Bell is set to reposition itself as a trendy design-focused lifestyle brand, following its acquisition by Acer last year. Speaking at Acerâ€™s Global Press Conference, Emmanuel Fromont, Vice &#8230; <a href="http://hocuspokus.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&#38;feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&#38;seed=http%3A%2F%2Fhocuspokus.net%2F2008%2F09%2Fpackard-bell-looks-to-reposition-self-as-trendy-lifestyle-brand-lol&#38;seed_title=Packard+Bell+Looks+to+Reposition+Self+as+%26%238216%3BTrendy%26%238217%3B+Lifestyle+Brand%26%238230%3B%26%23160%3BLOL%21">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Read this post and it just made me chuckle to myself&#8230;</p>

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  <p>Packard Bell is set to reposition itself as a trendy design-focused lifestyle brand, following its acquisition by Acer last year.</p>
  
  <p>Speaking at Acerâ€™s Global Press Conference, Emmanuel Fromont, Vice President of Packard Bell Sales and Marketing, said:</p>
  
  <p>&#8220;Itâ€™s not a totally new positioning. Weâ€™ve always differentiated ourselves through design, but as a smaller company and having to do the design in-house, it was more difficult.&#8221;</p>
  
  <p>&#8220;Now with Acer behind us, we want to create aficionado fans of our products. We want people to have real desire for our brand.&#8221;</p>
  
  <p>Pocket-lint spoke to Acer UK country manager Bobby Watkins, and he told us that the new designs for Packard Bell were something we should look out for when they become available sometime next year.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s what happened last time I saw a PB that was trying to be &#8220;trendy&#8221;:</p>

<div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://hocuspokus.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bg-packardbell23.jpg" alt="bg_packardbell23.jpg" border="0" width="510" height="410" /></div>

<p>Those things were a piece of crap, (and fuuuuugly) always falling apart and loads got returned&#8230;  Let&#8217;s hope these are much improved - if not, it will always give us a laugh! <img src='http://hocuspokus.net/wp-content/plugins/smilies-themer/tango/face-smile.png' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

<p>via <a href="http://www.pocket-lint.co.uk/news/news.phtml/17780/18804/Packard-Bell-trendy-brand-positioning.phtml" class="via">Pocket Lint</a> and <a href="http://feeds.engadget.com/~r/weblogsinc/engadget/~3/399598616/" class="via">Engadget</a></p>
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		<title>If Browsers Were&#160;Women&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 12:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;if browser were women&#8230;&#34; Originally uploaded by jlxiong Very good&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Very good&#8230;</p>
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		<title>What Do You Do With Old Versions of&#160;IE?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 12:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was round the in-laws the other day and couldn&#8217;t help but notice this one in the garden&#8230; A fine way to retire an old web browser. At least it&#8217;s found some use&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/80714826@N00/2472831171" title="View 'What do you do with old versions of IE?' on Flickr.com"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2164/2472831171_4d8a5332a3.jpg" alt="What do you do with old versions of IE?" border="0" width="500" height="375" /></a></div>

<p>Was round the in-laws the other day and couldn&#8217;t help but notice this one in the garden&#8230;</p>

<p>A fine way to retire an old web browser.  At least it&#8217;s found some use&#8230; <img src='http://hocuspokus.net/wp-content/plugins/smilies-themer/tango/face-smile-big.png' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>London Teen Orders &#8216;Cab,&#160;Innit&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:50:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This made me chuckle so much I had to link to it! Omgi&#8217;s need to be stopped&#8230; A 19-year-old Saaarf London girl has been advised to use the Queen&#8217;s English on the phone after her hunt for a cab to &#8230; <a href="http://hocuspokus.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&#38;feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&#38;seed=http%3A%2F%2Fhocuspokus.net%2F2008%2F04%2Flondon-teen-orders-cab-innit&#38;seed_title=London+Teen+Orders+%26%238216%3BCab%2C%26%23160%3BInnit%26%238217%3B">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This made me chuckle so much I had to link to it!  <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=omgi">Omgi&#8217;s</a> need to be stopped&#8230; <img src='http://hocuspokus.net/wp-content/plugins/smilies-themer/tango/face-wink.png' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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  <p>A 19-year-old Saaarf London girl has been advised to use the Queen&#8217;s English on the phone after her hunt for a cab to whisk her to Bristol airport ended less than satisfactorily.</p>
  
  <p>According to the Daily Mail, the unnamed teen rang directory enquiries two weeks ago and initially requested a number for a &#8220;Joe Baxi&#8221; firm. The nonplussed operator told her she couldn&#8217;t find anyone by that name, to which the lass replied: â€œIt ainâ€™t a person, itâ€™s a cab, innit.â€</p>
  
  <p>The enlightened operator duly put her through to Bishopâ€™s Stortford-based retail display supplier Displaysense, where she &#8220;spoke to an equally bemused saleswoman&#8221; before thundering: â€œLook love, how hard is it? All I want is your cheapest cab, innit. I need it for 10am. How much is it?â€</p>
  
  <p>The answer was Â£180, and with the deal done by credit card, Displaysense obliged by delivering a display cabinet to her door the next morning.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/11/cab_innit/" class="via">full story</a></p>
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		<title>10 Ways to Instantly DEcrease Productivity on Your&#160;Mac</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A great guide to help you in not getting things done. Sure, weâ€™ve all read those lists of tweaks you can make to your system to increase productivity, but what if youâ€™re not in such an all-fired hurry to get &#8230; <a href="http://hocuspokus.net/feeder/?FeederAction=clicked&#38;feed=Articles+%28RSS2%29&#38;seed=http%3A%2F%2Fhocuspokus.net%2F2008%2F04%2F10-ways-to-instantly-decrease-productivity-on-your-mac&#38;seed_title=10+Ways+to+Instantly+DEcrease+Productivity+on+Your%26%23160%3BMac">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A great guide to help you in <strong>not</strong> getting things done. <img src='http://hocuspokus.net/wp-content/plugins/smilies-themer/tango/face-smile-big.png' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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  <p>Sure, weâ€™ve all read those lists of tweaks you can make to your system to increase productivity, but what if youâ€™re not in such an all-fired hurry to get things done? What if youâ€™re already plenty efficient, and actually need to <strong>slow things</strong> down a bit until that five oâ€™clock whistle blows? Well, lucky for you, weâ€™ve compiled a list of the top ten best ways to slow down your system, and decrease productivity. Please feel free to add your favorites in the comments. (Oh, and we by no means recommend you do any of these to your friendsâ€™ computers, even if it IS April 1st).</p>
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<p><a href="http://macenstein.com/default/archives/1251" class="via">more</a></p>
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